President Reaches Podium Without Being Arrested by Jean Schmidt


Neo-birther Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-Bucket-of-Dumb) was unable to have President Barack Hussein Osama arrested tonight either for being a non-America Kenyaner, or for being a known “black.”

Emboldened, the President briefly praised Allah, and called for the Democratic-controlled Congress to pass health insurance reform, goddamn it.

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Scot Ross served as Executive Director of One Wisconsin Now & the Institute from 2007 to 2019.