Statement on Brett Favre’s Retirement

(imagine letterhead and stuff)

“As one who is four months older than Brett Favre, this announcement makes it crystal clear that I will never play professional football. The Bush economy and its negative effect on my retirement makes it unlikely I will retire anytime soon, either. Well, that and I’m not old enough.”

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