Nuclear waste is good for you

Have you heard? High level radioactive waste is no big deal. Not to worry. Soon we’ll have a way to dispose of it, maybe just fuse it into glass cubes and you can store them under your coffee table or something.

Or maybe it won’t happen right away, but certainly within the next century or so, a Wisconsin State Journal columnist assures us.

Being a chronic malcontent, of course, I beg to differ.